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Joke of the Day

"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"

"What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio? Stark lighting."

"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."

"How do you confuse Helen Keller? You tell her to read a basketball."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a pizza? I don't peel the crust off of a pizza before I eat it"

"It's awful being in a wheelchair everyone is always pushing me around and talking behind my back"

"Success is like pregnancy... Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"Deep in the jungles of Vietnam... ...you don't know what's friend and what's pho"

"I miss being able to use the excuse ""I wasn't home when you called""."

"At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive."