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Joke of the Day

"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"

"What did one Jewish bird say to the other? ""Cheep"""

"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."

"I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex."

"While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse. The cause of the injury unknown, but the officer suspects foal play."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"What gets very small when exposed to cold? **YOUR PE**..anut butter ice cream crave"

"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."

"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."

"Parachute for sale Used once, never opened, small stain"