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Joke of the Day
"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"
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"Two soldiers are in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""blubblublbublub""."
"What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens"
"I thought about opening up a cemetery... but it seems like it would be a large undertaking."
"I'm going to to start a horse peeing race, The award will be called the trickle crown."
"if you take a selfie at a dad's funeral, his hand will rise up out of the casket and give you bunny ears"
"""WHAT?!"" - a dinosaur that just found out what cars run on"
"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"
"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."
"I opened my fortune-cookie. There was nothing inside. Does that mean i have no future?"