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Joke of the Day

"I'm not against half naked men. At least not as often as I'd like to be."

"What do you call a person who calls themselves gay when they mean happy? A homophony."

"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until hes 13"

"I don't trust insomniac philosophers... They're up to know good."

"My SO is giving me the silent treatment, so I tightened all the lids of our jars. Now she'll have to talk to me."

"[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio. Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most."

"Stalker? Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest"

"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."

"Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!"

"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"