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Joke of the Day
"I dislike three types of people Racists, hypocrites and mexicans"
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"Shoutout to toilet paper... ...for always being there for me while I'm having a shitty day."
"I like my humor like i like my coffee Dark, bitter but satisfying."
"I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday. And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar"
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