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Joke of the Day
"I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery Now I don't know what he looks like."
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"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."
"What do you call a group of singing killer whales? An orca-stra."
"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^just ^^^^^see ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"
"Her: You need to text faster Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago"
"How does a white lady fix a flat tire? She buys a new car."
"My Australian friend hit a sheep in his car the other day... ...I told him it doesn't matter where it happens, domestic violence is not okay."
"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"