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Joke of the Day

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

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"MURICANS Those who speak 3 language are trilingual , Those who speak 2 language are bilingual And those who speak one language are AMERICANS"
"What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight."
"What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4."
"I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream."
"Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years... Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision."
"People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub."
"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"
"A wizard walks into a gay bar.... ...and disappeared with a poof"
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