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Joke of the Day

"MURICANS Those who speak 3 language are trilingual , Those who speak 2 language are bilingual And those who speak one language are AMERICANS"

"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."

"Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ? Because of their Short Fuses."

"Just another Saturday night at home alternating between sweet and salty snacks until I disgust myself enough to go to bed."

"In the Navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."

"There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish."

"How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent."

"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."

"Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor."