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Joke of the Day

"I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use Real dinosaurs.."

"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."

"Like it or not this joke is binary."

"{marriage counseling} I guess it all started when I saw him put the toothpaste on before the water... *therapist scribbles furiously*"

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"Yo mama so fat... She models for the atlas"

"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"

"I saw a church's sign say ""God is my Facebook."" Does that mean two men can poke each other on God?"

"After having sex in a sea... All i can say is that it went swimmingly... I'll^take^my^leave^now..."

"Why is hockey the bloodiest sport? It has three periods."