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Joke of the Day
"How are bears related to cooking? The pan... duh"
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"Pupil: In other schools pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all."
"Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong."
"Harry Potter wouldn't leave me alone. I told him to Quidditch. I'll see myself out."
"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""
"Doctor doctor I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with Cheese"
"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""
"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."
"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."