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Joke of the Day
"The Royal baby weighed in at almost 9 pounds Which is just under $15 US"
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"I'm so glad that Twitter keeps track of my number of posts. It is so refreshing to be able to properly quantify my wasted time."
"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"
"Capital Reward Stoners get stoned in Saudi Arabia"
"How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose? Ten pigs, two calves, one beaver, and an ass."
"Whenever I talk about me and friend doing something, it's a good bet that my friend is actually a pizza."
"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"
"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."
"What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!"
"Trump walks up to the mexican border and takes out his guitar. Anyway here's wonderwall."