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Joke of the Day
"Trump walks up to the mexican border and takes out his guitar. Anyway here's wonderwall."
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"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."
"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""
"Why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when you show them a picture?"
"(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly. Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug"
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? You smell carrots?"
"it has been suggested that men think about sex every 8 seconds I can tell you that's a complete phallus"
"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."
"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"