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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""

"The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!"

"Pony: ""I love hay so much I-"" Dad: ""Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?"" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*"

"How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter."

"Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick."

"I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone."

"Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads"

"What do get when you mix two breads? A hy-bread"

"70's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits -50's kids"

"Rik Mayall jokes What does a man with a two-foot cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken. RIP"