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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""

"So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !"

"Are your parents Laptop memory? Cause you are SO DIMM."

"Me: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Padre: What is your sin, my child? Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . ."

"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"

"How do trees get on the internet? They log in."

"Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend? Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year."

"My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition. He suggest a coat hanger. I said we're a few years too late for that."

"Why did the blind man walk into a wall? Somebody shot his dog"