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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter."
Next Joke
"What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU"
"If I'm ever on life support, I want to be unplugged. And then plugged back in to see if that helps"
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."
"What does a ghost wear when it's raining? boooooooooooooots"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"How do you make a baker cry? Kill his family"
"ME: *to friend* you're dumb as a box of rocks lol BOX OF ROCKS: *putting finishing touches on his astrophysics thesis* dude"
"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""
"You know you're not a Harry Potter fan if: you think a parcel-tongue is someone who can speak to packages."