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Joke of the Day
"70's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits -50's kids"
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"Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit? Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!"
"[steps off crosstrainer] ""Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--"" ""Shall I call an ambulance?"" ""Please."""
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."
"What do you call a flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix."
"This one time I was hit on by Anthony Kiedis. I only had two options, either give it away... or flea"
"Why are ducks always sad? Because of their bills"
"Everytime I close my eyes, I think of you... 'cuz damn..It's sooo black just like you, nikah! --- I'm sorry..."
"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."
"What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot."