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Joke of the Day

"I love how all my apps shake when I go to delete one.. There all like awww shit, who's it gonna be this time"

"I'm ""whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead"" years old."

"What do call a disgraceful Asian Nothing they're not your child anymore"

"I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended."

"Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him ...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye"

"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."

"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"

"What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round."

"Cell references in excel are like gold diggers. If you want them to stay in the same place you have to throw some money at them."

"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."