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Joke of the Day
"They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting."
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"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'"
"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""
"A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body."
"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"
"How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks."
"What do you call it when a pimp catches a roomful of hookers snorting coke? A punchline."
"No, I'm not ""lackadaisical"", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less."
"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."