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Joke of the Day

"I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory."

"My favorite short joke. How much cum does a queer have? ... A buttload. I always found this humorous because a lot of people use 'shit load' or 'fuck ton' as units of measure."

"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"

"If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."

"Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said ""I hear sirens. Jump!"" The second one said ""But we're on the 13th floor!"" The first one screamed back ""This is no time to be superstitious."""

"Heard this one at the bar last night: Women are good for 70 things... Making sandwiches and 69."

"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"

"What type of energy supplement do terrorist take? C4"

"God, grant me the serenity to yell at immigrant children, the courage to still say I'm a Christian, and the ignorance to not get the irony."