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Joke of the Day

"If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."

"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."

"why was Elsa afraid of Sven? because Sven eight nine! hahahahahahahahaha..."

"""Mr. President, two Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq."" ""Oh my god... How many is a Brazilian?"""

"Movie Idea: Michael Cera falls down a spiral staircase then pets a cat."

"Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."

"A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor said. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I''m trying to examine you!"""

"How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face."

"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"