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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"
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"What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing."
"Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?"
"I'm allergic to alcohol.... I break out in handcuffs."
"Where do geneticists store vegetables? In the CRISPR drawer"
"What did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"
"You left a note on the fridge saying ""This isn't working. Goodbye"" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now."
"FOUR stages of girl & boy relation! 1. hand in hand. 2. that in hand. 3. hand in that. 4. that in that."
"Jamie asked Tyrion [GOT SPOILERS] Why did you kill our dad?   Tyrion: \_()_/ , everything happens for a treason."