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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? Antique farm equipment."
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"My new favorite drink at the bar. It's called the Paul Walker. It's an irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball."
"Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had. Like a tent, a new printer, and a fourth kid."
"We live in a generation where Gorilla Glass technology protects our phones.. ..yet there's nothing that exists that could have saved Harambe."
"Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math."
"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."
"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."
"A mailman delivers mail, and a milkman delivers milk. I'm a lineman. **I deliver lines.**"
"If I don't get off Reddit, my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqAFQ#D!E"
"Me: My dog ran away two days ago Dog pound: Does he have a tag? Me [covers phone to ask wife]: Is the dog on Instagram?"