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Joke of the Day
"""I"" before ""E"" Except after ""old McDonald had a farm."""
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"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"
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"Why are Gametes good at marketing? Sex cells!"
"New Year's Eve is just a myth created by the government to sell you more years"
"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
"Q: Name the country where the entire population is pissed. A: urination"
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot? Going inside to ask for a hanger."
"Old junkies don't die, they just withdraw."