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Joke of the Day
"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."
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"There's nothing more disturbing than the 1st time you hear someone you know using their ""whooo's a good dog"" voice."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise. The librarian says, ""Sure, what Volume would you like?"""
"Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual? Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad."
"What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer"" from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex? A Krismas goose."
"As a guy in the porn industry... I work hard."
"What does a mathematician do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"Hey Joe, did you return that axe to Frank? Yes. And what did he say? Yaaaaauh!"