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Joke of the Day

"Xperia M2 dual my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem"

"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"

"What did Batman say at the deli? Got ham?"

"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"

"Did you hear that Willy Nelson died? He was singing on the road again."

"Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport."

"I don't throw gang signs. I'm Scottish. I throw bricks :)"

"What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped? ... Dong-Ding."

"It's only fitting that God would be a woman... since space is a vacuum."

"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"