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Joke of the Day
"Don't start or end a job in July Because you'll be asked ""July on your resume?"""
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"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"
"What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression."
"A family Checks in to a Hotel The father goes to the front desk & says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you pervert."""
"I'm great with kids because mentally I'm on their level."
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."
"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."
"How do you email a sandwich? In bytes. *Ba dum tss*"
"Today i thought i saw a new color... but it turned out to just be a pigment of my imagination"
"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."