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Joke of the Day

"Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything...*"

"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."

"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"

"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."

"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."

"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"

"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"

"If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank"

"3251 I know you've all heard it before, but it's one of my favorites"

"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."