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Joke of the Day

"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."

"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."

"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."

"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Yesterday in the World Cup, England beat Germany for the first time in recorded history. In fact, it's the first time England has won anything on the 4th of July."

"Can't believe tomorrow is Take Your Alcohol to Work Day."

"Don't mess around with asexuals They don't fuck around."

"The new mouthwash I bought says ""24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"""

"Social Media: Because I like to socialize with cool people without having to speak, wear pants or get off the couch."

"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."