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Joke of the Day
"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"
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"Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs So they don't have to be PC anymore. *Ba dum tsst"
"What's bruked, broke, and fucked all over? The country!"
"""your whole family suffers from chronic constipation?!"" no shit."
"What do you call a Jamaican redditor? [Le]mon"
"I was looking at the baseball, trying to figure out why it was getting larger. Then it hit me."
"What do you call some one with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"Why are there trees in Harlem? Public Transport"
"I met a girl... I met a girl who had twelve nipples. Sounds kinda funny, dozen tit?"
"A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot."