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Joke of the Day

"What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead while i give these two a lift."

"What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U? Amiigo"

"WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer"

"Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution."

"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."

"I'm not gay I just have a dick fetish."

"Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border? To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds."

"What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!"

"Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years."

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. Or going to a 7am meeting where my client will ream my ass and I'll just suck up to him. Whatever."