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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!"
"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"
"What do you call the action of a banker buying weed? A dank transaction"
"Vegans have a special acronym for 'Today I Fucked Up' TOFU"
"How do you confuse a gay? 7"
"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."
"Why is today John Philip Sousa Day? Because he told everyone to march fourth."
"Guys are always saying they get their woman to make them a sandwich right after sex. If she can walk straight after having sex, you're doing it wrong! Go make your own damn sandwich!"
"Shout out to my body for reminding me that, while I'm too old to have the tiny waist of a 15yo, I'm not too old for a pimple on the forehead"