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Joke of the Day
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist"
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"My friends David reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor... ..he gave it a star."
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"Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog"
"CONGRATULATIONS It has been 24 0 days since you last stepped in cat puke."
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Salmon"
"Why did the scarecrow receive a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"I like the way your medication thinks."