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Joke of the Day

"So a navy man returns to his ship after a night in port. The next morning he's shocked to find everyone speaking Russian... Whoops, wrong sub."

"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."

"Intellectual person on phone. Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"Just found my birth certificate. Ugh, it's official: I've gained weight."

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... never mind, they're done"

"TIFU by switching up by customer's sandwich orders at Subway Opps wrong sub."

"Stellar hiring process HR. The new lady broke into song when being introduced to me. I give it 2 days before her first cat-related meltdown."

"A family walks into a hotel The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."