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Joke of the Day

"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."

"How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste."

"[starts Power Point presentation titled ""Why I'm Breaking Up With You""] Him: Wait, what the--? Me: Please hold all questions until the end."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives."

"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a Russian woman? The hockey team showers after three periods."

"An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government"

"I don't understand why you can lead a horse to water but you can't make a teenager do the dishes."

"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"

"The Jewish Year is 5776. As of yesterday, the Chinese year is 4714... That means Jews had to exist for 1,062 years without Chinese Food. They call this time, ""The Dark Age."""