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Joke of the Day

"My wife lost 200 lbs! I divorced her."

"What do you call it when a photo of gay lovers falls from the wall and shatters into two pieces, tearing them apart? Broke back-mounting."

"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."

"A toilet beat me at a game of Poker. I had a straight; it had a flush."

"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."

"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."

"I can't argue with your love for bananas They have a peel..."

"I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank."

"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."

"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."