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Joke of the Day
"A toilet beat me at a game of Poker. I had a straight; it had a flush."
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"Where does geography and geography meet? The Bermuda Triangle."
"When you are finished with a corncob pipe, you can just feed it to a nearby pig. The Lord is amazing."
"[dinner party] GUEST: so what are your thoughts on euthanasia? ME: [mouth full of mashed potatoes] I am against youths everywhere."
"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."
"Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate."
"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""
"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."
"What do dads and grammar Nazis have in common? They're not there."
"Why would it be bad to be a black Jew? .....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )"