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Joke of the Day
"I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank."
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"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"What were ACDC called when they were kids? ABCD"
"Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!"
"Kills Two mosquitoes with spray. *writes DEADLY ASSASSIN in bio*"
"My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants. The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt."
"A lot of you are calling me ""mom"" lately. Is it cause I'm old? Or cause you respect me? I hope for your sake it's cause I'm old."
"Have you heard of the hysterical TIE fighter squadron? ... lol lol lol lol ..."
"If at first you don't succeed: try management."
"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."