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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
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"When life gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS"
"Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa."
"I eat mushrooms for petit dejeuner. It's the breakfast of champignons."
"Stranger: ""Excuse me where is the nearest..."" Me: ""GOOGLE IT!"""
"I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me She said she wanted to see other people."
"Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam you cant jelly yo dick in a bitch's ass"
"I hate being the only drunk person at the party It totally ruined my sons 6th birthday!"
"Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said, ""Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"""