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Joke of the Day
"What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!"
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"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"
"Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting? Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies."
"The Republicans told us that if we let the gays marry, soon people'd be marring horses! I'm still waiting. :("
"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"
"Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage."
"ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too? ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*"
"The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal."
"[Guy sees octopus doing squats at the gym on 4 legs] ""You doing legs today?"" Octopus: Yeah my fourarms hurt."
"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."