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Joke of the Day
"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"
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"A bad metaphor is like a cucumber with a parachute."
"How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke 'em on."
"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""
"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles"
"What's 12 inches long and makes your wife scream all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome."
"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"
"*Brings 8 year old back to hospital nursery with receipt* This one doesn't listen anymore...Can I get a new one?"
"I like my coffee like i like my men... not inside me."