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Joke of the Day

"How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke 'em on."

"Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat."

"My wife calls me a ""lazy alcoholic."" Well, jokes on her. I just jogged to the liquor store."

"My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere."

"60 Second Lover I think my girlfriend has fucked sixty one people before me. She calls me her sixty second lover ...."

"Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date."

"My teacher always hated my answers to her math questions. ""If I have 6 candy bars in one hand and 7 in the other, what do I have?"" Diabetes?"

"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""

"After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo."

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No-I-Deer Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still No-I-Deer"