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Joke of the Day

"I bet all three Pigs had a great education, but the Pig that lived in the straw house probably had a ponytail and a neck tattoo."

"Apparently people keep mistaking me for their Mirrors because they keep saying I'm ugly or fat"

"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"

"Did you here what the waiter did at the restaurant? He waited"

"Sad news. The end of a one-legged man I know is afoot."

"My weird uncle Dale has a job yelling at cars on the side of the highway. It doesn't pay actual money, but it's cool that he's his own boss."

"People have underestimated me my entire life, and they've been wrong on like two of those days."

"Does AT&T; allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?"

"Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?"

"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."