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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles"
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"I hate passive-aggressive people. _You know what you did_"
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a bitches throat."
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"What's common between Hillary and Bill Clinton? A jew blowing their presidency"
"What do you use to find Greek restaurants? A gyroscope."
"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."
"What did the zombie farmer say he wanted? Grrraaaaiiinnns..."
"I was going to have sex with my xbox but.. It made me microsoft"
"What do you call a small parent? A minimum !"