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Joke of the Day
"My boss told me to have a good day So i went home..."
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"[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know"
"What does sex have in common with a savings account... What does sex have in common with a savings account? Answer is: ""You lose interest once you make a withdrawal""."
"*drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* Octopus after owning some1 in a rap battle"
"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"
"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"
"Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"
"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"
"What do you do if a bird shits on your car? Don't ask her out again."