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Joke of the Day

"Whats the point of calling it ""secret Santa""? Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa."

"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie ""Man on the Moon""."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."

"They say abs are made in the kitchen But i can only make rolls"

"I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance."

"You look like something I'd draw with my left hand"

"You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!"

"Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns."

"I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack."

"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."