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Joke of the Day
"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."
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"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"
"Ladies: If I hit on you please don't panic, I am a bachelor and that's what bachelors do."
"Women's sports"
"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."
"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."
"Accuracy ##You miss 100% of the shits you don't take. Made this typo and thought it was hilarious..."
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven."
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people, Then it must also be true that toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast."