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Joke of the Day

"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"

"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are in sects!"

"Wanna hear a joke? The broncos"

"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man..."

"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."

"TIL I'm genetically predisposed to love heroin It's in my blood"

"Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? John Cougar's Melon Camp"

"[sprains my ankle] Doc: does it hurt when you put pressure on it? Me: Let me check Me: [to ankle] c'mon dude try it, it's only one cigarette"

"Can we have a moment of silence for all the great tweets that never make it out of the shower..."