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Joke of the Day
"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."
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"Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M."
"What did Who the clown use as his clown horn? Who nose?"
"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."
"How do you stop your dog from humping your leg? You suck his dick. How can you tell your dogs gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*"
"Cooking with Hitler Step 1. Turn on the gas"
"I sexually identify as a Canadian... I'm eh-sexual."
"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"
"5yo: I want a snack. M: You can have a yogurt smoothie. 5: I NEED CHOICES! M: Ok. You can have a yogurt smoothie or you can have nothing."