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Joke of the Day
"Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?"
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"I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself."
"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"
"Some days i think im slightly intelligent, other days i try to take a screenshot of my cracked phone screen"
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work."
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."
"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."
"Me:Come in. It's not like I'm a serial killer. Him:*laughs nervously* Me: *laughing* u have to murder more than 2 ppl for it to be serial"
"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"