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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."
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"How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn? None. They pay me to do it."
"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."
"How did Australians get ebola? By eating at Outbreak Steak House"
"What do you call jokes that belong to everyone? /r/Jokes"
"[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered"
"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."
"Someone stole my catheter... ... they really took the piss."
"girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what's up girlfriend: I'm pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT'S MY FAULT TOO"
"I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock.... I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds. I'm here all day.."