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Joke of the Day
"How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn? None. They pay me to do it."
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"What is every bodybuilder's favorite city? Gainsboro."
"Whisper dirty things in my ear... http://i.imgur.com/wlIG8.jpg"
"What is the richest beverage? Juice."
"Twitter. /twt.r/ (noun) Twit-ur: an omnidirectional toxic sludge pump for the lame and unfunny musings of the imbecilic masses."
"I have a question of the most importance!? If I find a job in the classifieds...does that mean I can't tell anyone!?"
"Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam."
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber!"
"Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means."
"Of his generals, who did Hitler think was the least funniest? Hermann Boering!"