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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men? He thought they had delivery service."

"""Hi, I'm a male feminist and just shut up for a second while I explain to you why that's so important"""

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this."

"I just did my budget for June. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."

"What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell"

"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"

"Johnny as his mum where are you when Bill Gate was single? Mum Answered: 'the same place you where now while Obama's Daughter is still single'"

"Microsoft used to make fleshlights then they halted production because everyone kept getting viruses."

"The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian"

"Please don't feed the Kardashians."