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Joke of the Day

"[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered"

"Louis FarraKhan and Jeffery Dalmer walk into a bar... ehhhh I got nothin.. just thought that would be a hilarious start to a joke."

"Andreas Lubitz. Is the first German pilot to record 150 kills in 70 years."

"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."

"I thought I typed ""twitter"" in my URL, but I got Hot Russian Ladies somehow instead. So, I guess I have a wife in the mail...."

"Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race? Because nothing is faster then Liecht!"

"A couple go to sex therapist Forget a spacebar and have a horrible time"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? ...it doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyways."

"""How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."""

"What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs? An arms race."